Summa Cum Nihil

Spawn’s foam folding sofa arrived today. It was love at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:07:31 -0400

Spawn’s foam folding sofa arrived today. It was love at first sit!

This is writing, folks.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:55:38 -0400

I spent the last hour and a half trying to come up with names for the realm of the dead and the...

I wrote 5 whole pages of brand new story today!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:00 -0400

This a record in the post-pregnancy era of my writing. Until this past week, my writing consisted...

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:16:19 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Moving is eminent.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:10:37 -0400

I have an overwhelming desire to give away most of my belongings and just start...

Epilogues

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:57:26 -0400

Me: (singing to Spawn) One little duck went swimming one day, down the river, far away. Mother duck...

Damned, Dirty Dogs

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:20:56 -0400

When you live in a garden home community, you have to put up with neighbors that are too close. It...

Looking online at houses for sale until my eyes bleed.

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:19:37 -0400

Looking online at houses for sale until my eyes bleed.

An entire day of ass-fuckery later...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:18:00 -0400

My mom and I gave up on Skype, as Android and IPenis are incompatible. We finally had a successful...

Cholafied

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:42:00 -0400

Cholafied: This is what I perused during my lunch break.

Purge

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:17:40 -0400

A former co-worker’s wife is mucho preggo with a boy, so you know what that...

Really?

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:32:16 -0400

I have a PhD, and I can’t figure out how to fucking use Skype. <facepalm>

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:53:36 -0400

A First

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:00:23 -0400

What with interviewing and the stress of that and flying and actually getting the job and taking the...

Boarding the plane to Charlotte...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:05:13 -0400

Man in front of me: What’s the in-flight movie today? Flight Attendant: Whatever you’ve...

TMI Tuesday: period pee

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:08:16 -0400

If you dare… When I’m on my period and I pee, it looks like a sunset in the toilet.

Fairest in paperback

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:17:00 -0400

Fairest in paperback: FAIREST is now available in paperback on Amazon. The cover isn’t...

I cleaned out my office today.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:46:32 -0400

Seven years of teaching and learning condensed into a box that once held 104 Pampers Cruisers...

ly0nheart1: Happy Mother’s Day.

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:06:13 -0400

ly0nheart1:

Happy Mother’s Day.

Upon A Time: Peppered

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:46:10 -0400

Upon A Time: Peppered: I dreamed of a zombie apocalypse. I haven’t had a dream terrify me this...