I already “announced” that I’ve officially stopped breastfeeding/pumping.

How is it going, you ask?

My breasts haven’t felt this heavy since the baby was in the hospital and I hadn’t fed him or pumped in 10 hours. They look and feel as if they are filled with pebbles. My nipples are perma-erect. They hurt just hanging there. They hurt to be touched.  They’re leaking again, and so are my eyes. 

Also, I just described my vagina to someone as a wind sock. Thanks uterine prolapse!