Summa Cum Nihil

The Peak of Nothing

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aledlewis:

Caption Competition!
Hey! If you think you can come up with a caption for this Toy Stories image, then post it here in the comments and reblog it!
Specify which character is speaking and in which order like a script. e.g:
Baby Lama: When is it home time?
Owl: Shut your face or I’ll claw it off!
I’LL PICK AND DRAW THE BEST ONE!

Follow Aled if you don’t already. Hilarious!!

aledlewis:

Caption Competition!

Hey! If you think you can come up with a caption for this Toy Stories image, then post it here in the comments and reblog it!

Specify which character is speaking and in which order like a script. e.g:

Baby Lama: When is it home time?

Owl: Shut your face or I’ll claw it off!

I’LL PICK AND DRAW THE BEST ONE!

Follow Aled if you don’t already. Hilarious!!

  1. leorigami reblogged this from suupaboux
  2. scantilycladplatypus reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    were going to choose...bucket of water?”
  3. dichohecho said: This is making me think of the Tragedy Series tragedyseries.tumblr.co… I can’t possibly suggest anything good now I’m mentally comparing myself to that.
  4. abingdonweb reblogged this from aledlewis
  5. dethkamp said: Any animal on the left: ‘so when does she take off her feathers?’
  6. maloriebrooke said: All animals on the left: You will be assimilated into the collective. Resistance is futile.
  7. christgoldman reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Okay, guys, I’ve called...because one of us has severe dwarfism. We’ll find out who
  8. summacumnihil reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Follow Aled if you don’t already. Hilarious!!
  9. summacumnihil said: OWL: Idiots! I said the *lee* side of the stone! (This is a Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats of NIMH reference)
  10. pablogriff said: NO Caption, just traditional Stripper music playing the back ground.
  11. suupaboux reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    You saw what?? I’ve got the best eyesight here and I’m telling you that fucking mouse harakiri’d himself just as I tried...
  12. thorelimo said: Owl: What do you call an excellent bird at the NFL final? Panda: Umm. Owl: A Superb owl. (I made this joke up - I’m really proud of it. Really proud.)
  13. thelosewin reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    How many licks to...One… Two… Three…
  14. sa-r-ah reblogged this from aledlewis
  15. maurice69 reblogged this from aledlewis
  16. sasstijean reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Owl: Welcome to Exorcist Training 101. Let’s begin with Head Rotation.
  17. claspy said: I’m the only one who can fly off this island, so I’m leaving your asses. - Owl
  18. john-a-davis said: Real Estate Owl: Now, if you look over here, we have a nice sturdy oak tree. Fox: Does it come with a standardized burrow?
  19. danicornio reblogged this from aledlewis
  20. j-castaneda said: Baby Lama: We forgot the Unicorn again! Owl: Hoo?
  21. nanotomic reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    look everybody it´s...legendary Lyze of Kiel!...OMG not...
  22. weekendinbombay reblogged this from aledlewis
  23. weekendinbombay said: Owl: Now that I got all these toys I can start taking pictures and putting funny captions on it.
  24. jetman62 reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Owl: Now, about the bees and the birds….
  25. rissaroni said: Only seconds later the First Annual Red Light/Green Light Tournament ended in tragedy when Mr. Fox was not, in fact, quick and was trampled to death.
  26. belle reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Owl: How many times, must I tell you, inter-species fornication is a no-no.
  27. konclusions said: owl: a translator please! other animals: …
  28. nomingonkyu reblogged this from aledlewis and added:
    Owl: I’m sorry, but there’s only room...Arc for 9 of you.
  29. goapeshirts said: Come to me jungle friends - Owl (Ace Ventura)
  30. undeadwondergirl said: “Pwoah, look at Owl’s tits!” “wanna buy a watch, genuine reproduction?” or “suddenly the room was captivated by exhibitionist bob who had lured them all on false pretenses of an ‘ark animal’s meeting’ to flast his crimson cremes”
  31. hebehebrew reblogged this from aledlewis
  32. concord said: “A vegan is fine as a snack but there’s no lasting flavor, go for the fat ones.”
  33. danndesigns said: Wisdom aside, Prof. Owl had to fight his predatory nature after noticing a delectable new student.
  34. strawbunny reblogged this from aledlewis
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  36. thesketchyone said: owl: ‘anothers been born, it’s bloody lion king all over again’
  37. mildlyamused said: Owl: So I thought we’d all fly to Vegas for my birthda…oh. Right.