July 2011
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When You're Talking In Your Sleep
Just after midnight, I rolled over and said, “What a crazy asshole.”
I wasn’t awake because it woke me up, but I wasn’t fully asleep either. I was in that “between” stage.
I have absolutely no idea to whom I was referring. The only thing I can remember is large, reflective sunglasses lenses, the rainbow-colored kind, and a too-white smile.
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Gonzoland: Black Panther
In our weekly phone calls, my mother often fills me in on hometown gossip. This most recent bit of hilarity comes courtesy of a city council meeting and small town paranoia.
Mom: Guess what’s terrorizing [Gonzoland].
Me: An albino cobra.
Mom: No. It’s black.
Me: An insane gorilla that someone had shipped here and kept illegally as a pet.
Mom: No. A black panther.
Me:...
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Thundercats, ho!
Yep, a new Thundercats series will debut on Cartoon Network.
I loved Thunderctas, okay? I had a Thunderctas lunchbox and even a folding TV tray. But a few years ago when I caught an old episode (without having first gotten high), it blew me away how terrible it was. The animation was crap as was the acting and the stories. Hell, half the time, the plot couldn’t be followed. As a...
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Idiocracy: It's happening people!
I sat in the waiting room and watched this family. Now why the entire family had to be there for the check-up, I don’t know. Maybe that’s part of the culture, which is a big part of the problem.
I’ve seen them before, but this was the first time they brought all the kids. Three boys, step, step, step, and she’s pregnant again. They’re obviously poor, which...
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On a Kick
I get these cravings for crappy horror movies, especially ones made in the 70’s, 80’s and early 90’s, when special effects were real (and sometimes cheesy) instead of cgi and there wasn’t all this annoying, jerky, super slow then sped up monster motion. I had one of these cravings last night, and even though I really wanted to watch Midnight Meat Train, I opted for The New...
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James Spader
Is it my imagination, or was he a creepy asshole in every movie he was in during the 80’s?
I just watched The New Kids, in which he played a gang leader and dog fight trainer in rural Florida. He tried to set one of the main characters on fire because she wouldn’t put out.
::shiver::
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TMI Tuesday
Today, I’m sharing instead of putting individual questions in your ask boxes. But please, feel free to post one of your erotic dreams. I’d love to read them.
This morning, I was awake from 5 a.m. until 7 a.m. I knew better than to get up, so I continued to lie there, hoping I would get just a little more sleep before my rumbling, empty stomach forced me out of bed. I did fall back...
World's Dumbest
I’m kind of addicted to the World’s Dumbest series on TruTV. I enjoy seeing gas station cashiers turn the tide on would-be robbers. I think it’s hilarious to see idiot teenagers try to ride skateboards down a stair rail and break all sorts of bones. It cracks me up when criminals get stuck in chimneys or drunk drivers fail their field sobriety tests.
Last week, I caught an...
Sexercise?
I woke up this morning with tired, tight triceps and a twingy upper back. The only reason I for why I feel like I spent yesterday incorrectly lifting weights is that I must have unconsciously done push ups while on top. Well, whatever I did, the result was fantastic.
Rejected
I got a letter of rejection from a publisher. This one, I expected it. I knew when I submitted the manuscript that it wasn’t really a fit, but I figured I’d give it a go anyway.
The good news is that the editor took the time to write that she liked my voice and would be interested in seeing some other works that were more appropriate. The upshot is that I’ve decided to blow...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Open up my head and let me out
I find sometimes it’s easy to be myself.
Sometimes I find it’s better to be somebody else.
— So Much to Say by DMB
buddyblanc asked: FEAR-MONGERING FRIDAY:
Oh no! Did you hear the news? Terrorists have detonated a volcano, and a tsunami of nuclear bushfire earthquake diseases are headed your way!
Fortunately, you have have an ejector seat and a magical suitcase - what's at the top of your packing list?
Oh no! Did you hear the news? Terrorists have detonated a volcano, and a tsunami of nuclear bushfire earthquake diseases are headed your way!
Fortunately, you have have an ejector seat and a magical suitcase - what's at the top of your packing list?
I was going to ask everyone a TMI Thursday question today, but the only one I can really think of will probably depress everyone. Some of you probably aren’t even old enough to have serious regrets. Oh, what the hell! I’m asking anyway.
1:300
Not the greatest odds, especially if you’re not one for gambling.
burningbrooklynbridges asked: where would you like to go on vacation next?
differentlevelsofcompany replied to your post: When you don’t feel well,
My mom always told me I should be a massage therapist because when I was little I would rub her feet and I guess I was good at it. So, I don’t know. I’m good with my hands maybe? Either way, I would do that for you.
Aw, thank you Abby. I believe some people are gifted at things like that - having a healing touch. ...
