“At some point, the tree should have started singing Janet Jackson’s ‘What Have You Done for Me Lately?’ and dropping apples on the human’s head”
Wee bit o’ early Truthful Tuesday: I HATE THE GIVING TREE.
I have never read any of his books but people tell he is a must read.
It’s never too early to teach your kids that humans are selfish assholes, themselves included.
no one i know has ever had their car keyed, and as far as i can tell its exclusively the problem of people who park expensive cars badly
can anyone confirm this
i once keyed the words ‘fuck yourself’ into a guy’s truck because he threw a rock at me in the parking lot (he was a…
My car was keyed when I was a senior in high school. Some juniors did it as a prank, thinking it was the car of a guy in my class. We both drove ancient hand-me-down Volvos. Mine was a charcoal gray 760 Turbo, and his was a navy 740 Turbo. But yeah, he was an asshole, so I guess they thought they were showing him.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
Is it possible that some people are just so inept socially that they come off as overly-assertive assholes?
While aggressive I would love a nap mist lol
OMG, I would buy stock in this company and roll in piles of money while Spawn slept. Sadly, probably not ethical.
Remember when I used to write stuff on Tumblr? Jeez. I just spent the last week and a half writing up teaching, service, and scholarship essays for performance review at work. My brain is fried, and I am convinced that I am going to fail utterly at getting promoted and tenured in five years.
A not-so-fictional tale today, from back when I was just a young ‘un.
My editor just emailed me and said she is loving my story. Always a good thing.
I can confirm that I’ve said this word.
2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties.
::Homer drool noises::
The Haunted Dollhouse~
(I want this so very much)
I love dollhouses. I had to give mine up about eight years ago.